The Cult: Joe Allen
Though he's now plying his trade in the heart of Brexitland, Joe Allen is very much a European – rather than British – footballer. As divine in his midfield performances as he is in appearance, the Welshman is a worthy inductee to The Cult.
The Tragical Tale Of Francesco Guidolin: Previewing Swansea vs. Liverpool
In the first of our Premier League Previews for the week, we bewail the melancholy fate of Francesco Guidolin, who should probably have never got this far in the first place.
Champions at Old Trafford? This Weekend In The Premier League
Leicester could win the league at Old Trafford, Arsenal could blow their final chance of an imaginary trophy, while one club is soon to discover the horror of what lies beneath.
No Vardy, No Party? This Weekend In The Premier League...
Newcastle and Sunderland are locked in a fight to the death, Jamie Vardy is banned from attending his own party, and Mesut Özil is ready to die for Olivier Giroud's sins.