The Fashion Issue 2009

The Fashion Issue 2009

Medieval Slimes

According to sources such as Hollywood, history textbooks, and the word on the street, the Middle Ages were a thousand-year grunge revival in which everybody walked around covered in fleas and mud.
Thomas Morton
3.3.09
The Fashion Issue 2009

The Curious Case Of Grandpa Button

For all I know, “fashion” means trying to sort out a decent look out of two H&M rags and a couple of things I stole from my mom.
Serena Pezzato, Tommaso Fiscaletti
3.2.09
The Fashion Issue 2009

Global Trend Report 2009 - London & Berlin

As a reaction to the self-imposed squalor of the punky kids and the shameless fun hunting of the indie-weirdo gang, the “slightly too smart for their age” bunch are really upping their formal dressing skills.
VICE Staff
3.2.09
The Fashion Issue 2009

Global Trend Report 2009 - Milan & Barcelona

Spain recently overtook Milan and Nantes as being the place with the most screamy amphetamine gays per square meter in the world.
VICE Staff
3.2.09
The Fashion Issue 2009

Vice Fashion - Welcome To Hinckley, England

Photos by Jaimie Taete<br>Styling by Jordan Santschi
Jamie Lee Curtis Taete, Jordan Santschi, Kylie Grif
3.2.09
The Fashion Issue 2009

Bernhard Willhelm

German designer Bernhard Willhelm is the king of crazy fashion—last year he dressed men up like cartoon Prince Charmings and sent female models down the runway with necklaces made of hot dogs.
Tom Littlewood, Tanja Kernweiss
3.2.09
The Fashion Issue 2009

Wear Dare

The challenge: Go to the thrift store and pick out five of the most hideous, ridiculous outfits you can scare up for 50 bucks. Make your friend wear them all day, every day, for a week no matter what&#151;no changing plans, no wussing out, and don't...
Ed Zipco, Ben Rayner
3.2.09
The Fashion Issue 2009

Holy Fashion

Besides being Europe's only absolute monarch, the highest authority of the Catholic Church, and the head of state of the smallest country in the world, the Pope is one of few human beings who can claim to be officially infallible.
Lorenzo Gigotti
3.2.09
The Fashion Issue 2009

Yokoo

Yokoo is an accidental knitting wunderkind who resides in a magical place called Atlanta, where she chips away tirelessly and obsessively at creating weird and beautiful neckwear.
Sarah Steinberg, Yokoo
3.2.09
The Fashion Issue 2009

Global Trend Report 2009 - Copenhagen & Helsinki

The days of moronic sneaker dudes with colorful shoelaces are long gone. Guys won't be caught dead in anything other than muted, somber colors.
VICE Staff
3.2.09
The Fashion Issue 2009

Corpse Breath

The guttural undulations of fashion lifestyles.
Karley Sciortino
3.2.09
The Fashion Issue 2009

Bootleg Embroidery Damage

Most of these embroidered tags come from crappy clothes—sweatshirts and tees that are so ugly that I just cut off the tags and use the actual garment to clean my toilet.
Miki Guadamur
3.2.09
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