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The Crazy Frog Fan Community Is One of the Creepiest Things I’ve Ever Stumbled Across

The year is 2016, and the little blue amphibian still has legions of weirdly devoted fans.


That One Star Yelp Review of Berghain is Definitely Fake and Actually Pretty Homophobic

The review has been spread across the internet, but it's little more than a half-baked joke at the expense of the gay community.


This Cheesy, 1980s Promotional Video for a Northern Nightclub is UK Nightlife's Finest Hour

Halifax's Coliseum was the only club in the country that featured crocodiles and French cuisine. You'll want to go back in time ASAP.


Is This the Most EDM Thing Anyone Has Ever Said?

Read in amazement as an entire genre of music is summed up in 15 words.


Are These Really the Most Embarrassing Club Photos of All Time?

Sometimes the worst thing that's ever happened to you is just matter of perspective.


This Weekend a Woman Tried to Do the Worm and Reminded Us Why Nobody Should Ever Do the Worm

RIP to the worm—a dance move that has literally never looked good.


Is It Really That Difficult To Satirise EDM?

Every day another terribly edited "funny" EDM video is uploaded to Youtube, begging the question: who is actually laughing?


We Reviewed Every Grainy Video We Could Find of the Inside of Berghain

An appreciation of the brave filmmakers taking you inside the world's most mysterious nightclub.


Did You Know that the “Weird Russian Singer” of Internet Fame is Actually an International Superstar?

In Russia he's basically all-four Beatles and David Bowie happening at once.


Watch the Worst Two Men in the World Fail to Understand Nightclubs

A video about clubbing stereotypes presented by two blokes who look like they voluntarily drink bottles of beer in pubs isn't very good.


Guys, Is the Cult of That Three Year Old DJ Spiralling Out of Control?

Nobody and nothing can stop the mania that is surrounding DJ Arch Jr.