The Jobs Issue

    • 12.1.04

      Garage Goes Eskimo

      Before Dizzee Rascal got signed and became the emo-hipster's poster child of the year, he was a struggling East London garage MC.

    • 12.1.04

      I Want My Dvds

      How about this? Middle-aged Jew makes it his job to make a fake fly-on-the-wall documentary about LA gangs.

    • 12.1.04

      King of Cool

      You know those people who are just innately cool? Those people who seem to do cool shit all the fucking time (probably even when they stay at home all day)?

    • 12.1.04

      Lightning Bald

      Lighting engineers are the kings of rock and roll.

    • 12.1.04

      When I Grow Up

      I moved to New York in the late 1980s-the Jay McInerney, Spy Magazine, Donald and Ivana Trump, merger-and-acquisition, junk-bond boom-time.

    • 12.1.04

      High Spy

      I am a fucking narc and I work for a corporation that rents me and my fellow narcs out to your bosses for the sole purpose of getting you fired.

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    • 12.1.04

      Girl Fights

      I was waiting for my girlfriend to finish thrift shopping at Aardvark's in Venice Beach when I noticed a really attractive black girl sitting on the boardwalk with an ice pack on her head.

    • 12.1.04

      Games

      Apart from Megatron, the evil Decepticons were so much better than the mummy's boy Autobots.

    • 12.1.04

      Frenching The Disabled

      My job until recently consisted of washing, feeding, and caring for various teenagers with physical and mental disabilities.

    • 12.1.04

      No More Work

      Kate Wax had a job once. She sold sports shoes in a shop in Geneva but hated it.

    • 12.1.04

      The World's Greatest Job

      I thought jizz moppers didn't exist anymore. Isn't it illegal to beat off in public places now?

    • 12.1.04

      Big Brother Is Watching

      I have had some fucked up jobs in my time, but have now, most definitely, reached an all time low.

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