The Party Issue

The Party Issue

The VICE Guide to Partying

Party hosting isn't something one can just dive into headlong and willy-nilly.
Count Chocula III, Photos: Vito Fun
5.28.05
The Party Issue

Hey DJ, Fuck You!

You know that thing called DJing? It's the biggest con of all time!
VICE Staff
12.2.04
The Party Issue

The VICE Guide to Partying

Party hosting isn't something one can just dive into headlong and willy-nilly. You don't throw a baby into the deep end of an Olympic pool with five-pound weights tied to its tiny legs (unless you want it to die), do you? As a partymeister, you have to...
Count Chocula III, Photos by Vito Fun
12.1.04
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Grimewatch

There's no fronting on Dogzee's line from Target's "STDs". Great to have UK MCs finally saying stuff we can all relate to.
Tosh Lyons & Peter Shilton
12.1.04
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Partying In Prison

Don't let this bum you out, but British prison suicides are up by a huge fucking 40 per cent.
Matt Mason
12.1.04
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But Hey, Dj, Wait A Sec!

Face it, pal, your girl's not dancing. She might bounce around to the occasional Lil' Jon track or something, but she's not losing herself to the music in the moment.
Blaque Pak
12.1.04
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Party in the Woods Tonight

Listening to Animal Collective, you get the sense that they've have had some trouble letting go of their childhoods.
Thomas McFarlane
12.1.04
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Electric Independence

My friend Greg is getting married and it's the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Theydon Bois - The King Of Rave
12.1.04
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I Want My Dvds

What a bunch of fucking mongs. The deluded, self-harm-obsessed, gap-toothed stupids waste their youth.
Larry Lamb
12.1.04
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Frats Vs. Punks

I once heard a horrible, horrible man (my biological dad) say, "An Irishman is just a nigger turned inside out."
Studs McFuckface
12.1.04
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Games

I don't understand games that strive to reflect the total fucking banality and pointlessness of real life.
Syrup Davies
12.1.04
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Party Down

Want to get wasted? Me too, fuckface, but what I don't want to do is spend the next day like I'm in Jacob's Ladder.
Loadzers McGee
12.1.04
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