The Voice

Unseasonable Music

Christmas Songs? In September? Really?

Paul McCartney and Gwen Stefani have both released Christmas songs this week. This is dumb!
Alex Robert Ross
9.25.17
Remembering Things

Long Live ‘Celebrity Stars In Their Eyes’, the Only Good Music-Based Talent Show

Honestly, why did X Factor even happen after we'd all seen the women of Corrie performing as Spice Girls?
Emma Garland
3.17.17
Noisey News

CeeLo Green Isn't Dead, He Just Wants to Sell You Shit

That video of his phone exploding in his face was actually a clip from “a new project” he’s working on.
Alex Robert Ross
12.19.16
First Dates

I Took Melanie Martinez on a Date to an Ice Cream Parlour

I talked tattoos, boyfriends and Christina Aguilera with pop’s most enigmatic internet sensation.
Niloufar Haidari
5.31.16
Internet Videos Of Particular Importance

Watch Sia Give Two Very Different TV Performances of "Alive"

One saw her standing behind a huge black dress while Maddie Ziegler punched out windows.
Noisey Staff
12.2.15
Smash Hits and Superstars

We Got Tom Jones To Review Section Boyz, SOPHIE and "Hotline Bling"

Sir Tom Jones knows more about Drake samples than you and he has a message for The BBC and their "bullshit".
Emma Garland
10.6.15
Thinkpieces And Shit

The Strange and Spiralling Death Of Talent Show TV

View the death of American Idol through the prism of the wider pop culture landscape, and you'll see that televised talent shows are absolutely fucked.
5.27.15
Spinning Arseholes

Spinning Arseholes: The Voice UK is Finally Over!

Here’s a handy round up of our favourite ways that The Voice completely shot itself in the foot. Again.
Lisa Wright
4.7.14
Spinning Arseholes

A Prediction of What Will Happen During The Last Few Weeks of The Voice

in order to save you the hassle of actually watching the program over the coming weeks, we’re giving you a round up of what’s definitely 100% going to occur during the remainder of the show.
Lisa Wright
3.17.14
Spinning Arseholes

Spinning Arseholes: The Voice UK, Episode Eight

As has become apparent by now, whoever came up with the format for this show was three days into a week-long meth bender.
VICE Staff
3.3.14
Spinning Arseholes

Spinning Arseholes: The Voice UK, Episode Six

This weekend the BBC were plying the televisions of the nation with a fresh conveyor belt of future cruise ship employees.
Lisa Wright
2.17.14
Spinning Arseholes

Why No One Is Going To Win The Voice This Year

You’d probably have more chance of forging a singing career if you went busking on High Street Kensington.
Lisa Wright
2.10.14
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