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8.1.14

The Great London Gentrification Pub Crawl

Going on the piss and eating burgers in London's most despised hipster joints.

7.14.14

Clive Martin Goes Missing in Madrid

I was starting to see Europe in a completely different way.

4.1.14

A Bittersweet Love Letter to Holiday Anthems

It's not cool to like Euro club bangers, but they're fucking amazing.

3.13.14

How Sad Young Douchebags Took Over Modern Britain

This is what happens when society stops loving its lads.

3.6.14

BBC3 Dying Is Good News for Us All

It makes everyone who watches it more stupid.

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1.9.14

How to Be a Better Person in 2014

Because a miserable existence and an early grave aren't all they're cracked up to be.

11.13.13

A German Cultural Programme Showed 'Big Night Out' in Nairobi

I called them up and asked them why.

11.6.13

A Bittersweet Love Letter to the London Suburbs

They're not the soul-destroying hellholes everyone paints them to be.

9.26.13

Why Everyone Needs to Fall in Love with Happy Hardcore

It might be stupid, but it's also the most fun a human can possibly have.

9.7.13

I'm Gonna Miss You, Jack Nicholson, with Your Face Like Satan's

A eulogy for the career of one of Hollywood's darkest, wildest icons.

9.19.12

A Big Night Out at... a London Fashion Week Party!

Getting messy with the "coolest people in London".

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