Watching three black guys eat a spoonful of mayonnaise as an example of "white people food" is a good laugh.
Soldiers need to get their rocks off, too.
A fever dream of Arabian Nights and Adam Lambert.
First and foremost, let me say that butch gay guys are the hottest men on Earth. Period.
You're turning us into them.
Listen up, you stupid fucking breeders.
Our gayest writer takes a few tits in the face.
The brighter your briefs the more likely you've done CrossFit.
Quitting porn will make you appreciate jerking off like the cave men used to.