Volume 11 Issue 3
Vice Fashion - Bankers
Did you know average salary of a 25-year-old investment banker ranges from £40,000 to £60,000 a year?
Fire A Friend
After failing to get any of the eight jobs for which I recently had interviews, I decided that something was definitely amiss.
Garage Goes Eskimo
Before Dizzee Rascal got signed and became the emo-hipster's poster child of the year, he was a struggling East London garage MC.
Lapdancers Unite
If you ask any of the girls working down at Melbourne strip joint Spearmint Rhino how they feel about getting paid to wave their pink bits at people, most will tell you they're getting a pretty sweet deal.
Girl Fights
I was waiting for my girlfriend to finish thrift shopping at Aardvark's in Venice Beach when I noticed a really attractive black girl sitting on the boardwalk with an ice pack on her head.
Big Brother Is Watching
I have had some fucked up jobs in my time, but have now, most definitely, reached an all time low.
Ungrateful Dead
Yes, I'm a funeral director. That doesn't mean that I stand there in a jacket and skirt at someone's wake comforting the bereaved family. Nope.