Volume 11 Issue 3

    • 12.1.04

      Vice Pictures

      Angela has wanted to work with dead bodies since she was nine years old.

    • 12.1.04

      Shit Disturber

      You have one of the most disgusting jobs I've ever heard of.

    • 12.1.04

      Loaded Basses

      A lot of bands at the moment seem to share a similar formula. Sure, they mix in their own unique ingredients, but the recipe remains pretty much the same.

    • 12.1.04

      M.O.P.'s Mommy

      M.O.P. are the music industry's biggest bullies, the gun-clapping Ted Nugents of hip-hop.

    • 12.1.04

      When I Grow Up

      I moved to New York in the late 1980s-the Jay McInerney, Spy Magazine, Donald and Ivana Trump, merger-and-acquisition, junk-bond boom-time.

    • 12.1.04

      Games

      Apart from Megatron, the evil Decepticons were so much better than the mummy's boy Autobots.

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    • 12.1.04

      Pretty In Pink

      I dj and perform with DAMN, am a music consultant, produce, remix, and edit material for fashion wankers and corporate winkies alike and I co promote the Bang Gang with my good friends.

    • 12.1.04

      High Spy

      I am a fucking narc and I work for a corporation that rents me and my fellow narcs out to your bosses for the sole purpose of getting you fired.

    • 12.1.04

      Garage Goes Eskimo

      Before Dizzee Rascal got signed and became the emo-hipster's poster child of the year, he was a struggling East London garage MC.

    • 12.1.04

      Tidbits

      I like using this lighter because when I first got it, I was like, "Ha-ha, what a nut that Travis Bickle was"

    • 12.1.04

      The World's Greatest Job

      I thought jizz moppers didn't exist anymore. Isn't it illegal to beat off in public places now?

    • 12.1.04

      Skinema

      You know Ghostface Killer is my dad, right? I mean he's going to be my dad. Some day. All I need is five minutes of his time to work it out and I'm sure I could convince him to be my big poppa.

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