Volume 12 Issue 5

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I'm Busted

In the pen there ain't a whole hell of a lot to do.
Seth Ferranti
12.1.05
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Doomsday Metal

Up until Hole in the Sky, summer is bound to be slow, like one record label rep said “Nobody really buys black metal in June.”
Kaos Ulven
12.1.05
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Dos & Don'ts

Aren't thugs at least a little self-conscious at the perpetual childhood that is their lives?
VICE Staff
12.1.05
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The Greatest Lover

I was a lesbian for ten years and then one day I decided I wasn't. Or at least, I wasn't sure anymore.
Sarah Smith
12.1.05
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Dear Diary

I cut my hair. My life is so boring. I'm just waiting for something to happen.
Lesley Arfin
12.1.05
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The VICE Guide To You

and your ridiculous ironic socks.
Patrick Mceown
12.1.05
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I Want My Dvds

Giant robots, boys with spiky black hair and women with 14-year-old-girl faces and 84DD breasts.
VICE Staff
12.1.05
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Hey Kids... It's Time For Some Dumb Myths And Smart Facts About Slavery!

Slavery exists in so many ways, children. Open your eyes before they shackle your asses.
Jim Goad
12.1.05
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Mafia Party

How to kill your friends.
David Cross
12.1.05
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Big Mouths

If you're a wimp and can't just dive into some Cannibal Corpse, Pelican is the gateway drug to contemporary metal.
Angel Kuriak
12.1.05
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Electric Independence

Did you hear about Vitalic? Some arsehole stole his laptop last month in that Cargo venue in Shoreditch just after he'd soundchecked.
Piers Martin
12.1.05
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Grimewatch

Rule Number 1: Don't hire any 'Grime Journalists'.
Matt Mason
12.1.05
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