Volume 12 Issue 5

    • 12.1.05

      I'm Busted

      In the pen there ain't a whole hell of a lot to do.

    • 12.1.05

      Doomsday Metal

      Up until Hole in the Sky, summer is bound to be slow, like one record label rep said “Nobody really buys black metal in June.”

    • 12.1.05

      Dos & Don'ts

      Aren't thugs at least a little self-conscious at the perpetual childhood that is their lives?

    • 12.1.05

      The Greatest Lover

      I was a lesbian for ten years and then one day I decided I wasn't. Or at least, I wasn't sure anymore.

    • 12.1.05

      Dear Diary

      I cut my hair. My life is so boring. I'm just waiting for something to happen.

    • 12.1.05

      The VICE Guide To You

      and your ridiculous ironic socks.

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    • 12.1.05

      Big Mouths

      If you're a wimp and can't just dive into some Cannibal Corpse, Pelican is the gateway drug to contemporary metal.

    • 12.1.05

      Electric Independence

      Did you hear about Vitalic? Some arsehole stole his laptop last month in that Cargo venue in Shoreditch just after he'd soundchecked.

    • 12.1.05

      Grimewatch

      Rule Number 1: Don't hire any 'Grime Journalists'.

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