If you want to know a person's private life, don't read their messages – read what's in their Notes app.
"More drugs. Haha, no – water. Or avocado on toast. My best hangover cure: not drinking in the first place."
"Unfortunately, some people are so bored of politics that they see him as charming, funny and relatable. It will be tragic."
The festival’s programming doesn’t always line up neatly with its audience, so who goes here and what does the festival mean in 2018?
Is she a queen, a hero, a god? Surely, she is of the divine.
"I would say that it’s fun and enjoyable, and I enjoy smoking it."
We ventured into the scantily-clad wilderness to hear from fest-goers themselves about whom is the one to harsh their mellow.
Take a long hard guess at what name came up the most.
Pouring one out for the ladies of Galway, subject of some of music's worst songs.
Rock n roll's original fans share their first times, weird times, and some choice words of advice at Desert Trip 2016.
"All of Europe's conservative parties congratulated the UK this morning. If that's not a bad sign, what is?"