How to Be a Functioning Person Again This January
Potential solutions for post-Christmas ennui that don't involve excessive movement or giving something up.
We Asked Guys Who Aren’t in The Beatles About Jerking it Together
Cum together right now, over me.
The Scammer Who Captured Videos of Celebrities Masturbating Online
A new documentary follows the story of former ITV host Dan Lobb, who was the victim of sextortion.
The Culture Minister's New App Is Going Really Well
"Come back on live stream Matt I need to masturbate."
This Brexit-Themed Porno Made Me Think Long and Hard About Myself
'Hard BreXXXit' has Theresa May fucking Donald Trump behind a lectern – but what does it say about the human condition?
The Final Taboo: Masturbating Over Someone's Facebook Photos
We spoke to both perpetrators and victims.
Breaking the Harry Styles Album Down into All the Songs That Influenced It
Yer Da's record collection and every band who sat on MTV’s brown couch in 2007 are all represented.
We Asked People What's in Their Mental Masturbation Folder
"I picture him sitting alone at a desk, hunched eagerly over his phone or tablet, aggressively beating one out. Lovely."
The VICE Guide to Right Now
London's Only Porn Cinema Has Been Shut Down Ten Days After Reopening
Let these men wank in peace!
We Asked a Sex Therapist About the Thrills of Left-Handed Wanking
In honour of the International Left-Handers Day, we found out how much truth lies in the internet rumour virtues of non-dominant hand masturbating.
London Rental Opportunity of the Week: Wanking Banter Bros in Tooting!
Welcome to Tooting, where someone has designed a complex scam so they can watch you jack it.
The Future of British Wanking: Imagining a World Beyond the Tory Porn Ban
The British government is talking about blocking free porn. But how will this affect the quality and cost of porn? Is the future a utopia or dystopia for the wankers of the UK?