It's a stark assessment of ocean temperatures, the best measure for how much the world has heated.
Bus, train, bike or indeed scooter – like literally everything else, they're all terrible when it's pissing down.
Really, it's the least of our climate-related worries.
People being petty on the internet? You don't say!
Just a fun (and not existentially alarming) list!
“Everybody said I was crazy, I was out of my mind, how are you going to cook it? How are you going to put it all together?”
Smoking could be non-existent in the England by the year 2030, according to health chiefs.
A climate scientist thinks that we aren't taking major storms like Florence seriously enough.
We were stuck in a ghost town, and ours were the only lives left.
The National Weather Service of America wants you to know that you should "Turn Around Don't Drown" in this alarmingly catchy and terrifyingly dystopian new ad.
Insects, boob sweat, catcalling: all just part of our routines now. Everything's fine!
RIP 40 million mimosas.