Truly a smashing pumpkin.
Everything about this story is creepy.
It all went down in the parking lot of a Torchy's Tacos in Denver.
Designer Nikolas Gregory created the Ripley, an art project that has everything a human theoretically needs to shit personalised jewelry out of their ass.
We asked experts to explore the logistics of Indonesian Commander General Budi Waseso's plan to create an island prison for drug offenders that is guarded by up to 1,000 crocodiles, not to mention a few tigers and piranhas thrown into the mix.
Those Heck cattle were mad as hell. They would "try to kill anyone".
Even as time passes, some weird stunts are apparently too tempting to resist.
You can order a live baby alligator on the internet for £60.
Porn production assistants work with lube, baby wipes and a Miley Cyrus look-alike for money. They're basically living the dream.
Unlike Most Los Angeles-Based Photographers, they don't put makeup on babies.
In 1993, I was angsty, pissed and horny as hell.
We spoke to the guys behind the world's newest breast-related cryptocurrency, Titcoin, and discussed why titcoins are the tits.