I’m thinking “roots” might be rotten.
"Going out with a werewolf, definitely all right with me."
It's like 'Kids Say the Dumbest Things', but more profound.
"I would like to die like a badass: fighting a shark with my fists and drowning at the same time."
"The best thing about my favourite things is aliens, so that they might come and blow up the school."
"I did evil things, but I didn’t learn anything, and I don’t regret them."
"I have my fallback plan of being a mime-slash-prostitute."
"Global warming. Poor polar bears and penguins!"
"Humans are kind of nice."
Who is more dishonest, kids, or adults?
The thing I can’t live without is: "My hamster and my Bible."
Kids hate, too. Especially when it's a new moon.