"We do a couple bumps and then he starts asking me what guns I like and if I’ve ever shot a handgun."
No thanks. Never again.
“You will first notice the smell, it is a mix of Axe body spray, shame and stale overpriced beer.”
It's 2015, how does it still exist?
The most heinous artistic crimes committed across electronic music this year.
The stories of four people who directly caused someone else's death in one way or another.
Proof that, for most, clubbing in the UK has nothing to do with music.
It was No. 2 - but then No. 1 burnt down.
“Greatest Hits” is quickly becoming a futile collection of consonants and vowels that have nothing to do with greatness or success.
We at Noisey have an unfortunately earned expertise in all types of trolls on Music Twitter, and have taken it upon ourselves to compile some of the worst archetypes you’ll encounter.
"It’s a hole, a depraved hole of small-minded people and horrible architecture."
Sometimes you do a bunch of drugs and it's not that awesome.