No matter how nice it gets outside, sometimes all you want is to do is disappear for while, away from the patios and the porches where sangria flows… well… like wine.The muggy summer heat (and smell) in New York will eventually wear anyone down. It's time to recalibrate. And where better to reconnect with yourself or with your drinking buddies than in a cheap, dark neighborhood dive?
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Obviously, the Big Apple has a wide variety of watering holes for your summer refreshment, you just have to know where to look if you want to find the real gems. Well, look no further than our MUNCHIES Guide to New York and click on the "Dive Bar" filter to find a long list of places where the pours are large, the lights are neon, and the bartenders don't know your name.
Duff's Brooklyn: With $1 beers from 6-9 PM everyday, and one of the best jukeboxes around—everything from Pantera to Black Sabbath—come to this metal bar to get drunk. Take the giant Wheel of Fortune-esque wheel for a spin to win a prize. Don't wear anything that requires dry cleaning, or that you don't mind being torn to shreds.
International Bar: The greatest living room-type of bar in the East Village, free of fuck boys and Santa-Con types. This true neighborhood gathering place is no-frills and non-judgmental, but too well-appointed to be just another hole to get drunk in. International is the most pleasant and least obnoxious bar for blocks in every direction—except for maybe Blue and Gold. The pours are massive and beers are cheap.
Tom & Jerry's: This Bowery bar almost has too many craft beers to still count as a dive bar. There's free bar snacks—usually oriental mix—and the end of the wooden bar and a decent Pimms cups. Grab some and a pint of beer and sit beneath the taxidermy moose head and wonder what it would say if it could talk after all the crazy shit it's seen take place in here.
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Blue and Gold: Blue and Gold is tied with International Bar for the title of least obnoxious bars in the East Village. It feels like a real old Manhattan dive of the sort that are becoming dinosaurs. If Santa-con came through here, they would not be welcome, and for that reason and many others, we wish more bars were like Blue and Gold.
Sunny's: Sunny may be dead, but his legacy lives on in his Red Hook dive bar. Hot coffee, strong drinks, eccentric characters, and a great backyard make up are the lasting reasons to come this 120-year-old something bar. Sunny's is the kind of place where, after just enough shots of Fernet and Maker's, you are almost guaranteed to see the blurred and inebriated specter of Ernest Hemingway or Marlon Brando sitting on the stool next to you.
The Call Lounge: Always a great spot if you want to drink near old Polish men who won't talk to you, but the Call Box's real appeal is that you can't rent it for free (!) as long as you bring some music. They provide a dance floor laser light show, and 7 beers in a bucket are just $20. For a party, just add friends.
Marie's Crisis: Marie's Crisis is a legendary historic gay West Village haunt and the greatest piano bar in NYC where you can get tipsy enough to belt out some show tunes in the presence of people that are much more talented than you. Like craft cocktails? Go elsewhere.
