Wiz Khalifa, Known Smoker of Kush, Announces Weed Farming Game

He says that 'Wiz Khalifa’s Weed Farm,' out on 4/20 will be “better than Pokémon."

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Apr 13 2017, 5:50pm

Wiz Khalifa is a man of many blunts. He owns his own dispensary, Khalifa Kush, in Colorado, and has a whole range of products to go along with his bespoke strains; he's finding it harder and harder to get high, but when he does, he's smoking Conan out on late night TV; just the other week he pissed of the government of Colombia by leaving a joint at Pablo Escobar's grave

The inevitable next step, then, is Wiz Khalifa's Weed Farm, a video game that Wiz will release alongside game developer Metamoki on, yeah, 4/20. It's pretty self-explanatory—it looks a whole lot like a kush-centric version of that dumb Farmville game that your aunt keeps inviting you too on Facebook—although Wiz himself is saying that it'll be "better than Pokémon." A press release did its best to make it sound dull as all hell, saying that the game is about "seizing opportunities in entrepreneurial fashion, reinvesting into business, and compounding returns" and oh Jesus what just happened I think I blacked out is everyone okay?

If you join the game's mailing list, you'll have the chance of winning a trip for you and a friend to scenic Colorado for a tour around Wiz's own Khalifa Kush dispensary.

It's time to thoughtfully enter cannabis life.

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