Fortune favors the brave, the bold, the men and women who don't ask "Why?" but rather "Why not?" And lo, some of these men and women have built a life-size Darth Vader out of sex toys.
In a promotional video for a content-meets-porn site called WoodRocket (don't Google), adult film star Kayla-Jane Danger (also don't Google) drops three grand on vibrators, strapons, paddles, anal beads, and of course, batteries.
Kayla-Jane is accompanied by a special effects artist and a WoodRocket employee, and the (clothed) trio set about building their "Darth Vibrader," in a fun montage set to some kickin' jazz.
Now, Darth isn't entirely made of phalluses—the group uses a black plastic mannequin as their base. But they ended up using over 300 sex toys as it is, and the end result is still pretty impressive.
As Kayla-Jane reminds us, "may the force be in you."