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Anyway, seeing as he's previously served 32 weeks in prison for indecency, there's a decent chance he'll go to prison again, all while his partner tries to explain to her family and friends where he's gone. "Uh," she's saying, at her niece's christening. "Where's Michael? Ah… bit—bit of a weird one. He's in prison for a gak wank." Godspeed to you, Blackburn beer garden gak wanker. God speed to you.Follow Joel Golby on Twitter.On VICE Sports: The Weird and Wonderful Origins of Scottish Football Club Names