Microsoft Tweets Terrifying Demon to Advertise Windows 10 at Christmas
You better watch out, you better not cry, better not pout because Krampus is nigh.
Running a social media account for an enterprise technology company must be boring at times. Your bosses just want you to tweet at followers with inane server statistics or cloud computing case studies, but you just want to tweet dank memes, don't you?
Step up Microsoft Austria, which last night tweeted from its official Twitter account a horrifying image of a pre-Christian half-devil half-goat horned beast destroying an innocent, petrified child. The monster is infamous Austro-Bavarian Christmas-ruiner Krampus, and he's got his wormy tongue all over that child, slathering up his wispy, Trumpy hair like it's a fresh scoop of Ben and Jerry's.
"What? You're still not using Windows 10?" the tweet roughly translates as.
This is the kind of tweet that works. This is the kind of tweet that wins a social media intern that promotion. I want to see that child ripped apart. I want to see his parents sob in despair as the beast chomps down on that tasty, virgin flesh. The ultimate retribution for not using Windows 10! Take that, Apple. This is how you do Christmas advertising!
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