Behold the barely lit, yet also extremely lit faces of two people who are one step closer to engaging in sexual congress. From what appears to be video shot inside Lazarus's tomb—"Siri, show me places to propose with metaphorical 'sex life has risen from the dead' vibes"—Russell Wilson and Ciara have announced their engagement. Both are very excited about the news, with Russ issuing a guttural "YEAH!" after Ciara shows her ringed finger, and his betrothed says "yaaaay, I'm so excited. God is so good."Also good? Heavenly-sanctioned coitus. Get nuts, you two. You deserve it.She said Yes!!! Since Day 1 I knew you were the one. No Greater feeling… #TrueLove @Ciara pic.twitter.com/qsufVC6snm
— Russell Wilson (@DangeRussWilson) March 11, 2016