Some days you wake up and it's a federal holiday and you're all like, "Know what? I'm having a Snickers for breakfast, because hail William Howard Taft." I know I just did. In that spirit, here are a few select cross-sections pulled from this insane list of 69 candy bar innards. I'm not going to tell you which is which. Figure it out.
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