Pittsburgh men's basketball coach Jamie Dixon is horrified, and so are we frankly, to watch Iowa State coach Fred Hoiberg slither and scoot his ass around an assembly hall stage "dancing for charity." It's an ad, and we kindly ask you to ignore that part so you can enjoy the weirdness that is Hoiberg in a track suit and headband looking more like an automaton lurching into obsolescence than a human dancing.
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I think that's an aerobics workout? I don't know, I don't dance or do aerobics.I like to call this one "cleaned the kitchen floor, now it's your turn!"
And finally, let's get that dirt off our shoulders and kick into a scene of West Side Story.
Hoiberg is a good sport, but a very bad dancer.