Astro Guide

Sagittarius Stoners Are Chatty, Philosophical Nightmares

Most likely to talk very loudly and embarrass everyone with them, but not care.

by Sophie Saint Thomas
Apr 16 2018, 5:35pm

We consulted astrologers on how each sign can get as high as the stars. Read about the other signs here.

Sagittariuses like to party. They are also powerful and intense as hell. When it comes to the battle of the boozehounds versus the cannabis cats, the centaur may be more drawn to alcohol, simply because it’s more socially acceptable (even in states where weed is legal) and accessible.

But when a Sagittarius does decide to get high, some shit is going to go down. They may try to orchestrate an orgy, and everyone will be like, "Damn, who let this centaur graze in fields of weed?" Whatever a Sagittarius does, they do it big. If they don’t try to have sex with everyone, they’ll at least try to penetrate your mind. "They’re the truth seekers, so they like to smoke and talk about all things philosophical. They will also talk your ear off," astrologer Caitlin McGarry says.

When Sagittarius people are stoners, they probably have several ways to smoke or consume THC. Go to a rich Sag's house, and you'll find three different vape pens, some gummies, brownies, flowers. They want options and abundance. A stoner Sagittarius never runs out of weed. "They'll want to play their music loud, and talk even louder," horoscope writer Randon Rosenbohm says. (For reference, Miley Cyrus is a Sagittarius.)

Sagittariuses should avoid any strains or methods that are too intense, as they may get trapped in their over-analytical minds. Cannabis is known to make consumers more empathetic, which can be useful to stubborn Sag. To appeal to their intellectual nature, a Sagittarius may be drawn to the medicinal side of marijuana, extensively researching the pros and cons of various strains and methods of intake.

Stoner Superlative: Most likely to talk very loudly and embarrass everyone with them, but not give a fuck

Best Strain: Durban Poison (clear-headed sativa)

Worst Strain: Yoda OG (heavy indica)

Best Way to Get High: Smoking a joint in one hand while sipping a glass of whiskey in the other seated in front of a plate of weed brownies, while at a party, while playing the banjo

Best High Activity: Karaoke

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