James Guillory-USA TODAY Sports
Three Stars of Comedy
The second star: John Tortorella – Speaking of angry coaches, here's the perpetually crusty John Tortorella finding out that his "my way or the highway" approach didn't work as well as he thought on the 2004 Lightning.
Advertisement
The first star: Jonathan Drouin – Uh, Jonathan? What are you doing Jonathan?
(For the curious, an explanation of what was happening can be found here.)
The NHL Actually Got Something Right
Well, fair's fair. If we're going to hammer away GMs who hide under their desks, we have to applaud three guys who didn't.It's no surprise to see David Poile show up in a major trade. He's always been one of the exceptions to the "timid GMs" rule, having pulled off several blockbusters over the years. He's well into his fourth decade as an NHL GM, and he's not here to screw around. We'll have more on him in a bit, but for now let's just state the obvious: David Poile rules.
Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement
Obscure Former Player of the Week
Advertisement
Be It Resolved
Yes, in what has to stand as just about the ultimate "Meanwhile, in Canada" story of our time, Ontario politics was momentarily embroiled in a dispute over a fight from an NHL game in 1990. This really happened.
Here's the backstory: Troy Crowder is running as a candidate for Ontario's Progressive Conservative Party in the Sudbury riding. Crowder is also a former NHL tough guy, one who played 150 games, scored nine goals, and logged 433 penalty minutes. At a speech, PC leader Patrick Brown said this about Crowder: "He actually as a rookie beat up Bob Probert."
Advertisement
Advertisement
See? That wasn't so hard. If there are any other countries out there that may be struggling with the whole "telling the truth" thing, there's probably some sort of lesson here. So smarten up and learn it, before we send Troy Crowder down there to start smacking people in the head.