OK, this is going to be FUN. You tell us your best joke and we'll put the winner/first one to actually make us LMAOLOTFL on the guest list for tonight's Black Lips show in Brooklyn. What's that? You don't have a "best joke"? You aren't an attention-starved eight-year-old or a fat guy who drives a forklift and wears one of those elastic brace things, you just say things as they come to you and don't rely on pre-fabricated routines and formulae in order to interact with people? Well in that case, fuck you. For the rest of you, submit your entries in the comments. You have two hours. Oh, and just to make things interesting, nobody can use the universally accepted funniest joke in the world, aka What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
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