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Put Private Browsing on, Jodorowsky's Son Has Made a Mystical Sex Music Video With the Porn Star Stoya

The deeply NSFW video is like "Blurred Lines" if Robin Thicke had taken DMT instead of Vicodin that day.

The French musician, artist, and director Adanowsky—son of the greatest living surrealist filmmaker Alejandro Jodorowsky, whose films inspired everyone from John Lennon to Kanye West—has made a surreal and hypersexual music video with his father. The video stars the porn actress and New York Times columnist Stoya and accompanies the nocturnal synth pop of his latest single "Would You Be Mine."

As you'd expect from a lad whose dad is famous for scenes that involve a man's shit being turned to gold and a hippo swimming in a bubble bath, the video is pretty out there. In essence, it’s "Blurred Lines" if Robin Thicke had taken DMT instead of Vicodin that day. YouTube have somehow still not taken it down so it's already racked up quarter of a million views.

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I’m sure you won’t want me to spend too much time describing the details of this steamy and hallucinogenic bang scene, but, purely for the sake of good journalism, I’m obliged to give you an outline. Jostling for attention in here, we've got raw meat consumption, the defacing of a wooden crucifix via anal penetration, the oral ingestion of massive crystals, puffs of smoke emitting from a lady garden, endless ribbons coming out of mouths, and symbolic torrents of spunk.

Listen, I'm no prude. I've seen my fair share of winkies, boobies, and flowers. [These are British euphemisms for male and female genitalia, FYI - Translation Ed.] I've tried stuff other than missionary after one too many Strongbows. But even with all that experience under my belt, I wasn’t quite prepared for this hypnagogic bang buffet.

Hey Mr Surrealist, with your liberal and continental philosophies on sex and your dreamlike approach to directing, I know you might think it’s OK to wander round your house, gland in hand, discussing your raunchy escapades with your family over a bowl of Crunchy Nut, but where I come from (the UK), we heavily repress our sexuality until it becomes a very private and disgusting thing. We don’t discuss it openly—that’s madness—we use logical metaphors like birds mating with bees or rabbits going at things. There are a lot of animals actually. But hey, THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE IT, OK?

Anyway, you really don't want to risk this one playing at work. If caught by the eagle eye of your wandering boss, you can explain a quick scan of Facebook, a cursory glance at Twitter, or maybe even something remotely rude like a sex column in the Guardian Lifestyle section. But the office environment vernacular contains no words for explaining why a video of a crucifix being jammed into an ass is blaring from your work computer. But if you really want to risk it, watch here.

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