What Musicians Were Wearing and Sharing on Instagram This Week 1/24

So check this out, I’m holed up in my room on the East Coast awaiting this massive fucking snow storm while I eat all of the dark chocolate covered Trader Joe’s powerberries I can fit in my fucking mouth. For everyone who lives in the sun and not here in the tundra, this is what we do come storm season. We overeat and hide in XL promotional sweatshirts. Okay, at least that’s what I do. I also scan Instagram and find shit to talk about. Here you go.

Who knew Britney Spears could paint? And in her bra no less. It’s kind of awesomely weird to know that she shits half-naked and paints happy leaves at an IKEA easel while French music plays in the background. Like I’m really fucking struggling to wrap my head around this.

Even the greatest creations start from small seeds

A video posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Jan 20, 2016 at 8:02pm PST

Game rolled through the ‘Gram to scold social media beefers (Oh…Kay…), and it was like UGH but he also posted this photo so it’s fine. Not exactly the #meatprint, but we’ll take it.

It's Monday right [60daysoffitnesschallenge.com]

A photo posted by The Game (@losangelesconfidential) on Jan 18, 2016 at 7:17am PST

2 Chainz’s dog can afford more expensive liquor than you can. How does that make you feel? Sidebar this is exactly how I look at home in a snowstorm, but add a bag of chocolate and a grilled cheese.

Can't forget Trappy turned 1 on the 17th

A photo posted by 2 Chainz Aka Tity Boi (@hairweavekiller) on Jan 21, 2016 at 2:28am PST

I know this is a fake boob, but this was so painful to watch.

Pierce dat bitch

A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Jan 20, 2016 at 2:16pm PST

When you and your boys get a private jet, but you still think it’s cool to post emo messages on Instagram. #Blessed #JetLife

Good height Poo

A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Jan 21, 2016 at 2:30pm PST

Hundreds of heads gathered this week for A$AP Yam$ Day, and it was beautiful. No snark here, just all of the feels. Re$t in Peace, Yam$.

up for Chinx and yams last night

A photo posted by French Montana (@frenchmontana) on Jan 19, 2016 at 1:07pm PST

Jojo may look like a hot flasher here, but she can pull off a trench coat way better than any of us, so let’s all applaud her.

Lately I like to dress like a flasher/ perv/ wallstreet lady from the 1980's catching the subway after work in her sneakers she pulled out from her purse.

A photo posted by JoJo (@iamjojo) on Jan 20, 2016 at 1:08pm PST

Shout out to Ellie Goulding wearing a wedding dress for a non-wedding and ruining it for any woman who thinks she will ever look this fierce on her wedding day. That’s fine, I’m wearing yoga pants and J’s that day and my husband will just have to deal.

Girl in wedding dress but not getting married alert

A video posted by elliegoulding (@elliegoulding) on Jan 21, 2016 at 5:34am PST

The photo of Diplo in flip-flops making music is not as cool as the story he tells in the caption of his time in India when he was 20. Pretty deep stuff.

You can read my post about our time last year shooting the video for "Lean On" while on tour in India but it wasn't my first time. When I was 20 I traveled to India after a real big earthquake on the Pakistani border in the state of Gujarat we worked to help with relief and worked locally to rebuild areas and document the process with the Red Cross and other peacekeepers but I took the time to explore everywhere. I was drifting around India for 5 months between Delhi Calcutta even the border of Nepal in Ladakh. I had traded some belongings for a Enfield motorcycle that my friend had been riding around on. He was running away from the army as a deserter so after he showed me the ropes of hustling around rural india he escaped to Bangkok or something. I traveled early in the mornings on the highway to avoid the sun and pollution. I rode 100s of miles on the road and I crashed the bike a few times. When the headlight went out (it was badly wired) a guy on a camel gave me some wire to fasten the exhaust pipe back on a pitch black night on some desert road. Sometimes I would have to walk the bike miles to a garage for parts. This was 15 years ago and India was just starting to explode into an industrial powerhouse. It felt like cities were literally growing out the ground. Giant Tata trucks clogged up the highways and sometimes I would sleep on my bike on a tea stand at 7 am when there were too many cars clogging up the highway. Between all this I traveled with a small keyboard and speaker to play and make music. I listened to albums under a mosquito net at night and dreamed of coming back again. I never did until 15 years later on stage as @majorlazer #tbt

A photo posted by diplo (@diplo) on Jan 21, 2016 at 3:31pm PST

Leeshy and her BFF Erika Rose are a way cuter couple than her and Swizz. I’M JUST SAYIN. Fine, her and Swizz are a cute couple too. Sidebar, Lil B needs to add this to his #GirlTime series.

There is no time, like the time spent with your sisters!!@ladyrose8 #sisterweekend #growth #powerful #laughinlikecrazy #deepconversations #blackthelmaandlouise #weride #expansion #blessings

A photo posted by Alicia Keys (@aliciakeys) on Jan 20, 2016 at 10:36am PST

Alicia Keys Okay, sorry one more off Alicia Keys’ ‘Gram because this kid is adorable.

#currentmood So fresh and so….. #donaldzolan

A photo posted by Alicia Keys (@aliciakeys) on Jan 19, 2016 at 5:23pm PST

Is anyone else really impressed that Khaled went from that guy who screams on records to one of the greatest life coaches of our generation? I mean, he made Snapchat a meaningful podium and gave life to one of the most overlooked emojis in the game: the key.

Carol City middle school let's win more !! #Wethebest #Miami Bless up the young world ! Salute @realsway #MAJOR ALERT

A video posted by DJ KHALED (@djkhaled) on Jan 21, 2016 at 7:43am PST

The face you make when it’s snowing outside and all your fuckboy friends in Florida and Cali post iPhone screenshots of their weather apps with 80 degrees as the temperature.

#ByeFeliciaAndAllyourHomies #ZoeEverAfter

A photo posted by Brandy (@4everbrandy) on Jan 19, 2016 at 7:37pm PST

Kathy Iandoli is freezing. Follow her on Twitter/Instagram @kath30000.