Mr. Met Roasts Noah Syndergaard on Valentine's Day

Looking for a #ValentinesDay date? I NOAH guy. pic.twitter.com/I7lbMAeT19
— Mr. Met (@MrMet) February 14, 2017

Love, baseball, and potentially season-crushing intrateam player-mascot relations are in the air.

We here at VICE Sports hope you got everything you wanted out of Valentine's Day—a romantic evening, a nice bottle of Chianti, a tender-yet-thorough rogering—but we also want to give a shout-out to those who had a difficult time with the holiday. Perhaps because their felted loved one is stepping out on them with a certain long-haired pitching God who was formerly the teenage version of that Jerry Maguire kid with the unsolicited facts about cranium weight.

@MrMet I already have plans tonight with someone. Pretty sure you know her……
— Noah Syndergaard (@Noahsyndergaard) February 14, 2017

Speaking of craniums that tip the scales at way more than eight pounds, Noah Syndergaard pretty much went Anne Boylen on Mr. Met in retaliation for the gawky high school nerd tweet. It's clear Thor brought the hammer to Mrs. Met last night, which is, well, there's a lot of ways you go with that pony tale.

Mr. Met, driven insane with jealousy, crossed the line that no massive-domed novelty character should ever cross in a feud with a stud ace hurler. He played the Mom card.

@Noahsyndergaard I do…Please tell your mom I say hi!
— Mr. Met (@MrMet) February 15, 2017

What Mr. Met was saying wasn't untoward or unholy. He simply implied that perhaps Noah shouldn't be spring training his missus, but rather spending Valentine's with his lovely mother Heidi (who really is a remarkable woman).

In the end, Thor should have laid his golden locks at Mr. Met's feet, and bowed his head knowing he'd been beat. But nah. Syndergaard hates to lose, so he's gif'ed it out.

@MrMet Oh you done messed up now. pic.twitter.com/WmE34qaVMh
— Noah Syndergaard (@Noahsyndergaard) February 15, 2017

It's all fun and games until Thor and Mr. Met go hooks in the parking lot and teammates are forced to pick a side. No big-headed woman is worth this, fellas.