Yesterday, Major League Baseball banned the "tradition" of gussying up rookies in women's clothes. Here is the best line in the New York Times article on MLB's reasoning:"All out starting next season: Bryce Harper as a member of the United States Olympic women's gymnastics team, Mike Trout as Lady Gaga, Manny Machado in a ballet tutu and Carlos Correa as Wonder Woman."Really nice of the rookies to get up early this morning and get coffee for the vets. #StillBetterThanAAA #Mets pic.twitter.com/iODfwCC16K
— New York Mets (@Mets) October 1, 2016
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What seems to be the issue is that players are being denied a vitally important bonding experience. Sports talking dumb-dumb Danny Kanell, who thinks concussions have a liberal bias, says it's "completely dumb" because "players love it" (except some, you know, actual players) and "what's next? Canceling Halloween!" Yes, Danny, the next major MLB initiative is to cancel the beloved children's holiday of Halloween.How rediculous! The world has gotten 2 damn sensitive! This has been a time honored tradition. The world is full of sensitive snowflakes https://t.co/Zhadz1MXBf
— AUBREY HUFF (@aubrey_huff) December 13, 2016
(The Worldwide Leader could use a de-jackassing, and we have an idea where to start.)Angels pitcher Huston Street wrote an op-ed for the AP today in which, he too, fears for the end of Halloween….comedy, and kids playing dress-up…He calls the ritual a "team building" exercise (what ever happened to bowling night?), a "rite of passage" (that Babe Ruth, Ted Williams, Jackie Robinson, Hank Aaron, and 99 percent of Cooperstown never partook in), and recalls the time he got decked out in his "Baby, One More Time" finery.Great line by @MrBrianKenny on new rule ridding MLB of hazing, "It's not the wussification of America, it's the de-jackassing of it." #MLB
— Norm Wamer (@normwamer) December 13, 2016
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