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A Holiday Gift Guide for Bigots

It's Christmas time. And just because you're a piece of shit with repellant views doesn't mean you shouldn't get to enjoy the season too. Here are our pick of gifts available from "hate groups," as designated by the Southern Poverty Law Center.

by Jamie Lee Curtis Taete
Dec 12 2013, 8:28pm


"I SUPPORT TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE" Stocking ($16.50) available from CafePress

It's Christmas time. And just because you're a piece of shit with repellant views doesn't mean you shouldn't get to enjoy the season too. Below are our pick of gifts available from organizations designated as "hate groups" by the Southern Poverty Law Center. Perfect for zealots of any ideology.

Clockwise from top left:

"White Pride World Wide" Hand Towel ($12.75 - via)
Who does your money go to support? - Aryan Wear
Who are they? -  Online store selling merchandise geared towards white supermacists.

Sarah Palin Bobblehead ($16.97 - via)
Who does your money go to support? - World Net Daily
Who are they? - Super-conservative online publication with an anti-gay agenda. Also big fans of the Obama "birther" stuff.

"THIS IS AMERICA WHY MUST WE PRESS 1 TO PROCEED IN ENGLISH" Dog T-Shirt ($22.99 - via)
Who does your money go to support? - Casa D'ice
Who are they? - Restaurant in Pennsylvania, famous for the sign in their parking lot which displays messages like "It's time to bomb the hell out of Iraq, make it a giant litter box, take damn oil, bring our soldiers home, and out source the war."

Nuwapo Alphabet Coloring and Activiy Book ($3 - via)
Who does your money go to support? - All Eyes On Egypt Bookstore
Who are they? Bookstore for a black-supremacist cult called the Nuwaubian Nation. Their founder (who is also the author of this children's book) is currently serving a 135-year prison sentence for child molestation and other crimes.

Clockwise from top left:

Speak Softly Spanking Stick ($2 - via)
Who does your money go to support? - Kingdom Identitiy Ministries
Who are they? - "Christian Identitiy" publishing house that believes Jews are cursed by God and non-white people are "soulless sub-humans."

"Stop White Genocide" Snowman T-Shirt ($15 - via)
Who does your money go to support? - American Heritage Committee
Who are they? - Online store selling a variety of white power and racist goods. 

Thomas Street Coffee - 12oz Blend ($12 - via)
Who does your money go to support? - American Family Association
Who are they? - Originally founded as a group dedicated to censoring what they viewed as immoral television programming, the American Family Association now focuses on "combating the homosexual agenda."

Wet Wipes Canister ($3 - via)
Who does your money go to support? - The Nation of Yahweh
What do they believe? - Black-supremacist cult who believe that black people are the original Israelites.

Clockwise from top left:

Subscription to The Free Magnolia Newspaper ($20 - via)
Who does your money go to support?The League of the South
Who are they? - A "neo-Confederate" group that believes in a second Southern secession that would create a state where "Anglo Celtic" people dominate––they're pro-slavery, in other words. The Free Magnolia is their monthly newspaper.

Christian Phalange Men's T-Shirt ($20 - via)
Who does your money go to support? - Christian Phalange
Who are they? - Radical Christian conservative organization with ultra-nationalistic beliefs. Not related to Regina Phalange.

Deadlock Electronic Drum Pad ($59.99 - via
Who does your money go to support? - You Can Run But You Cannot Hide International
Who are they? - Christian youth group run by "heavy metal Christian" Bradlee Dean, a guy who says things like, "Muslims are calling for the executions of homosexuals in America. This just shows you they themselves are upholding the laws that are even in the Bible of the Judeo-Christian God, but they seem to be more moral than even the American Christians."

Silver Bullet Gun Oil ($8.95 - via)
Who does your money go to support? - Silver Bullet Gun Oil
Who are they? - A company that manufactures gun oil tainted with pig fat. The idea being that, when you shoot a Muslim, they are tainted with swine, and therefore denied entry to Paradise.

Clockwise from top left:

"Exposing the Christmas Myth" DVD ($10 - via)
Who does your money go to support? - The Nation of Islam
Who are they? - Anti-white religious organization that believes Jews control the world.

"Is the Diary of Anne Frank Genuine?" Book ($10 - via)
Who does your money go to support? - The Committee For Open Debate on the Holocaust
Who are they? - According to their website they hope to "promote intellectual freedom with regard to this one historical event called 'Holocaust.'" By which they mean they are Holocaust deniers.

Ku Klux Klan Fashion Earrings ($10 - via)
Who does your money go to support? - Traditionalist American Knights
Who are they? - A Ku Klux Klan chapter based in Missouri.

"WHITE PRIDE WORLD WIDE" Framed Wall Art ($58 - via)
Who does your money go to support? - The International Conspiratological Association
Who are they? - Anti-semitic organization, whose goal is, according to their website, "to educate and awaken our White Racial Community along with all ethnic peoples of the world, to take responsibility for their own security, health, defense, and guaranteed future existance."

Merry Christmas everyone!

@JLCT