The Top Ten Hip-Hop Threesomes We Wish Existed

Kathy Griffin seems adamant about having a train with Danny Brown and A$AP Rocky. This (un)likely gang-bang made me wonder what other hip-hop threesomes would be amusing to watch? Well, here are some I had in mind.

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Jul 17 2012, 8:05pm

So, let's recap: Noisey partners with up-and-coming rappers Danny Brown and A$AP Rocky to talk about drugs, sex, and everything in between. The two get on the subject of older women they would like to have sex with, and Kathy Griffin comes up. The "big nose," Lois Griffin look-alike, inevitably receives the DTF seal of approval from the two. And now, Griffin seems adamant about having a train with them. Possible movie titles, you ask? Squirtin' Like A Dolphin Vol. 69 and Rocky Road Lovin': Red Head Edition.

Anyways, this (un)likely gang-bang led to one of the greatest epiphanies of my life: what other hip-hop threesomes would be amusing to watch? Well, here are some I had in mind.

10. Kanye West, Soulja Boy, and Kim Kardashian

For those of us that have seen the infamous tape, Ms. Kardashian sure knows a thing or two. West wants to keep Kardashian to himself, but Soulja Boy deserves some kudos for naming a song after her. We know you don't like to let people finish, Mr. West, but give the prettyboy a chance. 

Possible Movie Titles: Watch Me BoneSuper Soak FantasiesGold-Digger Girls.

Sex Scene Starter Quotes: "Come and meet me in the bathroom stall," "Can you keep it up, Ms. Kardashian?"

9. Nelly, Tyga, and Vanna White

"Payin' cash, first class, sitting next to Vanna White." Nelly made it cool to reference the infamous Wheel of Fortune hostess, and now, Tyga apparently wants to wheel her in too (check out his song "Bitch I'm the Shit"). Too bad she isn't a grandma yet, right Tyga?

Possible Movie Titles: Rack City CougarsSt. Lunatics Gang-bang Train.

Sex Scene Starter Quotes: "I don't take this band-aid off for just anybody," "I'd like to solve the puzzle... in your pants," "Shall we try the crouching Tyga?"

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