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LOS ANGELES - TOAD, OF TOAD HALL, ASKS US GOVERNMENT FOR $5bn

January 8, 2009, 3:20pm

It seems that it is not only coke dealers who are taking a hit in the global credit downturn. Real companies like Woolworths, GMC, and Larry Flynt's massive titty flick empire are reeling too. It's lucky for Larry that he is friends with such a well known children's book character who can pose with his employees and beg the government for funds to boost the ailing industry. Otherwise the Government may just think that he is a creepy porn baron who wants more money so he can pay an 18-year-old to have her arse pummeled by two human jackhammers. Then again, that sounds a more deserving cause than making another few million cars that will end up going in a Iceland style sale.