Advertisement
Advertisement
Latham's analysis, which had all the depth of slightly damp concrete, revealed that Sydney had a "Muslim problem", recommending that ASIO monitor groups of "welfare dependents" who sit around "bitching about Western culture" all day. That such insight qualified Latham for a panel show, instead of, say, being left on hold after calling a 2GB talkback show, is not particularly shocking.Latham gave Nine their money's worth, spewing forth more quotable gems. He said he loved Donald Trump and would vote for him if he could (because he's against "political correctness"). He suggested mental illness was imagined. He complained that we'd had five Prime Ministers in five years, but failed to praise Australia for making sure he wasn't one of them.And yet the thing I keep coming back to is the suggestion from Sharri Markson—who actually writes about the media for a living—that Latham's career was over back in August. It's surprisingly naïve given how quick we are to reward anyone who manages to scream anything into a microphone. Latham never scored so many headlines as leader than he is now, so what incentive did he have to stop? And what incentive does Channel Nine have to exercise caution and NOT feature the person that everyone's talking about, and every hack is writing think pieces ab—oh Christ, I'm part of the problem.RELATED: Here's How Australia's Student Press Feels About Uni Deregulation Being Shelved
Advertisement
We're naturally inclined to take notice when outrageous people get caught up in the media's game of one-upmanship. But it has to plateau at some point, and "The Verdict" is undoubtedly that plateau. People crane their necks around for a look at a car accident, but they don't come back each week to look at the same accident.So relax. We've reached Peak Latham. The only possible way we we're going to keep hearing about him is if he does one of the following:RELATED: We Asked an Expert if Uber in Canberra Will Save Australian Taxpayers Money?
- Forms a vigilante group to physically take down terrorist/welfare threats, and creates a signature move which is falling down some stairs.
- Writes a book in the style of OJ Simpson's "If I Did It". Maybe even that exact book but with his name.
- Marries Geoffrey Edelsten.
- Becomes the next Bachelor or contestant on "The Bachelorette".
- Literally brings a gun into the "Verdict" studio and shoots the ceiling whilst screaming "white rage".