UNiiQU3, kickass DJ and the absolute kween of the Jersey Club scene, is currently on tour in Australia, joined by the likes of Nina Las Vegas, Eclair Fifi and Sam Tiba. As she hits up the Sunshine Coast, Sydney and Brisbane, we asked her to give us a play-by-play of her life as a party princess on the road. (She's also taking over THUMP's Instagram and Snapchat accounts, so keep your eyes on those.) Living up to her name, she sent us an extremely unique tour diary in eye-popping shades of bright pink, with plenty of emojis to spare. Coming up: encounters with surfer hotties, "mermaid shit," and something called a cock burger...
THE LITUATIONS CONTINUE IN THE SECOND LEG OF NINA LAS VEGAS' #NLVPRESENTS TOUR. THIS TIME, WE TRAVELLED TO SUNSHINE COAST, SYDNEY AND BRISBANE! THE JET LAG WAS REAL… BUT FUCK SLEEP RIGHT? (JK SLEEP IS BAE)GRUMPY LUMPY SPACE KWEENWE HAD 3 DAYS TO CHILL IN SYDNEY AND SLEEP WAS NOT ON MY AGENDA. I DID SOME SUPER TOURIST SHIT WITH SAM TIBA, ECLAIR FIFI, AND NINA'S ASSISTANT JESS. WE WENT TO THE ZOO, RODE THE FERRY AND VISITED THE AQUARIUM (WHERE I LITERALLY FELT LIKE I WAS IN FINDING NEMO). I WAS ALSO A SPECIAL GUEST ON FBI RADIO FOR THE #STOLENRECORDS SHOW WITH THE HOMIES MIKE WHO AND SHANTAN WHICH WAS SUPER COOL <3JELLY FISHHHHHHH ^_^FBI RADIOOOOAFTER CHILLING FOR 3 DAYS I HONESTLY MISSED PARTYING AND WAS EXCITED TO HEAD BACK ON THE ROAD. NEXT STOP: THE SUNSHINE COAST TO TURN UP BY THE SHORE. THE BEACH WAS LOVELY SO WE BATHED IN THE SUN AND I DID SOME MERMAID SHIT IN THE OCEAN. THE LAGOON BY THE HOTEL WAS CHILL AND THE JACUZZI HAD ME FEELING DRAKE BUT THERE WAS AN INTENSE LINE OF BEACH BABES AND SURFER HOTTIES STRETCHING AROUND THE CLUB SO IT WAS NO TIME TO FEEL DRAKE. INSIDE THERE WAS A SEA OF KIDS WITH FOAM AUSSIE FLAG HANDS AND FOG THAT FILLED THE AIR. EVERYONE'S SETS WERE KILLER AND THE ENERGY WAS CRAZY.BEYONCE SHMURDER AT THE HELMTHE NEXT DAY WE HEADED BACK TO NINA'S HOMETOWN OF SYDNEY SUPER EARLY (UGH) TO SLAY AT THE IMPERIAL HOTEL. EVERYONE WAS SUPER AMPED, WE EVEN GOT STOPPED BY SOME FANS IN THE AIRPORT ONCE WE LANDED. THE CROWD WAS FILLED WITH NLV EMOJI TEES, CUTE CUNTS AND KAWAII BABES, AND THEY WERE ALL SUPER SWEET. SYDNEY HAD TO BE MY FAVORITE NEXT TO ADELAIDE AND PERTH. WE LITERALLY RAVED TIL DAWN AND LEFT THE CLUB AS THE SUN ROSE LIKE WE DIDN'T HAVE TO CATCH A MIDDAY FLIGHT TO BRISBANE.Strict Face - B Riddim VIPWITH BRISBANE BEING THE FINAL STOP OF TOUR, WE HAD TO GO OUT WITH A BANG. WE ALL GATHERED AT A PUB CALLED THE FLYING COCK FOR A LOVELY DINNER (I HAD A COCK BURGER HA .. PAUSE) BEFORE HEADING TO THE BOWLER BAR FOR ONE LAST TURN UP! CHALK WALLS, DISCO BALLS AND BLOW UP FLAMINGOS CAUGHT MY EYES AS I FIRST ENTERED THE CLUB. THE LAST BACK TO BACK BETWEEN US ALL WAS EPIC AND THE CROWD LOVED IT. WE PLAYED EVERYTHING FROM NICKI MINAJ TO GHETTO HOUSE TO REGGAE. IT WAS JUST AN AMAZING WAY TO END THE TOUR. WE ALL HEADED BACK TO THE HOTEL AROUND 5:30AM (HAD TO LEAVE FOR MY FLIGHT AT 7:30 AM… FUCK SLEEP) FOR ONE LAST GOSS* AND THE ENDING CEREMONY OF THE "CIGGY BOYS**."NOW TIME FOR ME TO HEAD BACK TO JERSEY!!*GOSS: GOSSIP … AS IN, WHAT'S THE GOSS? ANY GOSS?**CIGGY BOYS: SAM AND SWICK AND ANYWHO WHO SMOKES A CIG WITH THEM.*CUES DRAKE STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM*I MUST SAY THAT WAS MY FIRST TOUR EVER, MY FIRST TIME IN AUSSIE, AND I KNOW IT WON'T BE MY LAST. I'M REALLY HAPPY THAT MY FIRST TOUR WAS WITH MY AWESOME LEGENDARY FRIENDS WHO'VE MADE AN IMPACT IN THE SCENE AND WHO ARE EXTREMELY AMAZING AT WHAT THEY DO. TOUR LIFE IS THE SHIT. IT'S EXTREMELY INTENSE ( I HAVE WOUNDS TO PROVE IT ) BUT TRUST ME ITS SOOOO WORTH IT. DUH! ENDLESS HUGS AND KISSES TO NINA, SAM, SWICKY, ICE CREAM FIFI AND THE WHOLE TOUR TEAM. LASTLY, OF COURSE I GOTTA THANK ALL OF THE FUCKING AMAZING PEEPS THAT CAME OUT AND PARTIED WITH US. YOU GUYS GIVE ME LIFE, YOU GUYS ARE LIT… AND U GEE ME UP SO MUCH <3
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