The dreaded moment is here: Your air-conditioning unit is staring you in the face like a misanthropic cat.
Sure, it's the start of summer and it's time to put that thing in use. It also might be time to take those self-help books and employ them as a balancing system beneath the A/C unit to make sure it doesn't fall out the window. But why risk it when you could just make yourself a cocktail instead to cool down?
With temperatures rising—thanks, climate change—our hot-as-shit weather forecasts can wait.
All that's left to do is to call up Task Rabbit to get someone to install your A/C unit while you cool off with another round and raise a glass to outsourcing.