Look, dude with the ponytail letting his buddy throw knives at his face, it's not my place to tell you to find another job but, man, you gotta find another job. This is not what life is supposed to be, and it's certainly not how life is supposed to end. I mean, sure, maybe you pay your dues on the knife-throwing circuit and you work you way up to the real pros, but let's get down to brass tacks: you're not going to make it that far. You were lucky to make it out alive from this performance.He cut your finger early on in the show, and it only got worse. There were flaming knives and then, of course, the one above; the one that was almost lodged in your skull. That flinch on the next throw, it wasn't even close but it scared the shit out of you, we all saw.You got a family? Imagine them trying to explain your death. "Well, he was assistant to a not-so-great knife thrower and…" You don't want that, man. No one does.[H/T Deadspin]