I hate almost everything. This morning alone, I've chosen to blog about a convicted murderer joining the Bloods, two women stealing $750,000 in jewelry from a horny athlete, and a convicted child rapist getting a $211,000 check. I assume everything sucks because, most of the time, I am correct.
But then, there's P.K. Subban. Some people do not like P.K. Subban, and those people are idiots. He is, by all indications, a genuinely delightful and good person. Take, for instance, surprising sick children at the Montreal Children's Hospital by turning it into a winter wonderland, complete with candy, gifts, and other stuff kids like that frankly I don't enjoy too much because, well, see above, but the kids sure enjoyed it.
This is not the first time Subban has worked with the Montreal Children's Hospital. In September, he donated $10 million and has separately raised some $130,000 for the hospital by auctioning off game-worn jerseys and meet-and-greets. You could be a shit and get all whiny about how there are always cameras around to magically capture him surprising children, but that would just make you a shit, and if even I am calling you a shit, then you know for sure you're definitely a shit. So don't be a shit, and just enjoy this good thing that happened and made children smile. Merry Christmas.