The Food References In The Sexy Cow Song, Ranked

Look, this is not a music criticism website and so I'm not here to tell you whether 22-year-old Doja Cat rapping about having "the methane" or being "a farter" is, in fact, "good" "music" (personal opinion: Song Of The Summer) but one thing it definitely is is full of food references. This is a song about steaks and burgers, milk and milkshakes—truly a veritable buffet of bovine-based foodstuffs, and that deserves to be celebrated. Ranked here for their creativity, applicability, and culinary specificity is an exhaustive list of all the food lyrics from "Moo!"

• "Philly cheesesteak under that order (get that order)"
• "I want a cheeseburger"
• "Fucking vegans"
• "Steaks high, need a side of collard greens"
• "Ice cream, ice cream (ice cream)"
• "Chili cheese fries as a starter"
• "Got me A1 sauce please"
• "Got milk bitch? Got beef?"
• "Got steak hoe" Got cheese?"
• "My milkshake brings all the boys to the farm"

Are you hungry yet?