What a time to be alive and Rob Gronkowski. During today's victory parade in Boston, a fan passed Gronk a painting of Gronk as his erotic fiction alter ego for a John Hancock, and he kindly obliged. Moments later a can of beer found its way to his mitts. He opened it with his mouth, poured it down his gullet, and then wound up for a big Gronk Smash. God bless him.