You Came Up with Some Incredible Names for Keanu Reeves’s Spaghetti Sauce

Last week, we stumbled across a sacred image of action star and fashion icon Keanu Reeves. But it wasn't a shot of him shoving an entire Christmas tree on top of a Porsche, or enjoying some fine wine. This photo, posted to Reddit, showed the actor alongside a very pleased man, presumably a restaurant owner, holding a jar of what appears to be spaghetti sauce.

There are a lot of incredible things about this photo: Reeves's deep, hypnotic stare; his classic T-shirt-suit jacket combo; the unbridled joy on the face of the mystery man standing next to him; the "plaque" at the bottom identifying him correctly, yet almost too simply, as "actor." Reeves is doing a brilliant job advertising the delicious-looking sauce, yet it's still unclear exactly what it's called. That is why we implored you, dear reader, to help us dream up a name for the presumably tomato-based concoction. We collected your responses from Snapchat, most of them Matrix or John Wick–inspired, here for your enjoyment.

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