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As the Space Cadet of the Zodiac, Pisces Can Love Weed a Little Too Much

A Pisces may pack a purse with loose, smelly nugs scattered all over the bottom en route to a country where the penalty for drug possession is literally death.

by Sophie Saint Thomas
Apr 16 2018, 5:51pm

We consulted astrologers on how each sign can get as high as the stars. Read about the other signs here.

Rihanna, goddess of all stoners, is a Pisces, so obviously, these beautiful fish love their weed. Sometimes they can love their weed a little bit too much, though. "This sign may know no limit when it comes to smoking pot. They will do it in a house, with a mouse, here or there, anywhere, before class, before work, on their lunch break, at 8:00 AM, at 5:00 PM, at 4:20 AM," horoscope writer Randon Rosenbohm says.

Pisces people have a reputation for being forgetful, which smoking a lot of weed can exacerbate. They love to travel, due to their sense of adventure and love of escapism, so a spaced-out Pisces may pack a purse with loose, smelly nugs scattered all over the bottom en route to a country where the penalty for drug possession is literally death.

While these fish makes it easy to crack pothead jokes, Pisces are philosophers, so they always make for excellent stoned conversation. "They live underwater. They just don’t live in this world. They see the world so differently than we do. They think outside the box. They don’t really see things the way most of us do which can be a really beautiful thing, it doesn’t mean it’s bad," astrologer Lisa Stardust says. Additionally, that fish brain actually contains a bit of wisdom.

Pisces people are often extremely self-aware, and have their cannabis routine down to a tee. Despite their ability to smoke all day every day, Pisces can be extremely knowledgeable and responsible when it comes to medicinal cannabis, and the best strain and method of intake to keep themselves swimming.

Stoner Superlative: Most likely to ask someone to pass the bowl while it’s in their hand

Best Strain: Headband (calm hybrid)

Worst Strain: XXX OG (lethargic Indica)

Best Way to Get High: Pipe

Best High Activity: Relax on a beach then splash in the waves

Recommended Product: VIDA Butterflies and Orchids THC/CBD Bath Bomb (but cannabis bath products don’t get you high unless you eat them, so pass the Pisces a bowl to take with them in the tub)