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Survey Reveals Just How Many British People Absolutely Love Shagging in Nightclubs

Statistics suggest nightclubs are apparently the third most popular sex spot in the UK.

by THUMP Staff
Feb 15 2016, 3:43pm

We don't want to presume to know how you spent your Valentine's Day, but statistically there's a fair chance at least some of you enjoyed a bit of rumpy-pumpy in the dark chambers of a nightclub this weekend. Data released by the Sun, revealing Briton's favourite places to have sex, has suggested that around 10% of people love shagging on the dance floor of a club. In fact, they love it so much that the dance floor was the third most popular sex spot after the bedroom, and a hotel room. Which, when you think about it, is actually quite a vote of confidence for nightclub sex. Bedrooms and hotel rooms are very traditional, very safe spaces for sex, which would in turn suggest that people feel only slightly less chill bumping uglies in a nightclub than they do a completely private locked room.

Which in turn begs the question: who are you, nightclub fuckers? Where are you shagging so brazenly and so regularly? Sure, we've seen a rogue hand down some trackie bottoms during a DJ EZ set, or a coy shuffle into an Oceana toilet cubicle, but where is this constant unfettered orgy actually going on? Unless you're suggesting the Sun's survey isn't accurate, and ten percent of the country aren't actually riding each-other in Tiger Tigers—but we highly doubt that.

Well, whoever you are, keep doing what you're doing you saucy buggers. And hey, why not have some sexy tunes to soundtrack your good work.

News via the Sun.