Luis Suárez Scores Goal After Cheeky Backheel

Why is it that backheels are always cheeky? Have we really exhausted all of the English language's 1 million words that we can't come up with another G-D word for a backheel? I know that we're supposed to worship the Premier League and every "proper" and "improper" phrase that is uttered from places like the Theatre of Dreams, but this is a stale one that needs reexamination.

A quick run through thesaurus.com proves that a tangential synonym for "cheeky" is "shameless." I like that much better. "And a shameless backheel from Daniel Sturridge sets up Coutinho for a cracker." Now that's some British vernacular that even I can get behind.

Anyway, someone did a shameless backheel to set up a cross that gave Suárez a triscuit of a header. You know what I mean, man. Just check it out.