Angel Pagan Destroys Lost Flower Delivery Man With Body Slam

Epic footage of the night. @SFGiants #respectPagan pic.twitter.com/s3taWXuUiJ
— Eric OConnor (@ericoconnor22) October 1, 2016

Say you're a flower delivery man in San Francisco, and someone orders you to deliver some flowers to the Pac Bell Park—you've got to do your job, despite all circumstances. Well, this poor man, who was just trying to deliver some goddamn flowers during the Giants - Dodgers game in San Francisco last night, had finished half the job when a certain man named Angel Pagan wanted absolutely none of that business.

The guy had distributed to the infield, including Buster Posey, with the fuzz on his heels for some reason (fucking cops), and was on his way to Angel, when the Giants left fielder gave him the old bait-and-switch, pretending to go for a flower, when he actually meant to body slam (or suplex, or whatever) the fool. And it was one hell of a body slam. Flower delivery guy was just doing his job, people!

My boy Pagan body slamming a fan lmao #sfgiants pic.twitter.com/l3k6naqGh8
— X (@XavierEsWhy) October 1, 2016

Lol pic.twitter.com/kTPTohJ8Dt
— Thank you Vin Scully (@TheAmitie) October 1, 2016

The lone good that came from this whole circumstance—from Pagan ruining this poor, young man's career—was that Vin Scully was on hand to dictate the action:

Vin Scully calling the game and Pagan taking out a kid who ran into left field. And ending it with "When in SF" https://t.co/5n8cSJdU43
— LL (@TheLujeeeSays) October 1, 2016

Flower delivery men gotta eat, people. And this one feasted on a thick slice of body slam.