Messi's Free Kick Leaves You Speechless

Well, yup. I mean, nope, nah, definitely nope. That's just, well. Alright then. If that's what you're bringing to the table, Messi, then I just don't know how you expect me to be able to say anything adequate about this golazo. I mean, this is coming a guy who missed last match due to issues with kidney stones. I just can't even… Ok, I'll just shut up, and let's take a look at that slow mo:

I don't even know how to… so much GOATness that I can't… Bah. Goddamn, that's pretty.

UPDATE:

Oh man, just when you thought that was enough, Messi goes ahead and passes his free kick to Luis Suarez in a cheeky-ass move. Fire.