Going to a house party in Malibu is a bad idea 99 percent of the time. Sure, there will be free booze and potential sugar mammas shaking their asses up and down the hallways, but you also have to deal with insane machete-wielding bald men and cracked-out skinny guys running away from those bald men. It can be a real shit show. Let Tyler, the Creator tell you how to make the best out of a bad situation.
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