Solve the Internet is Motherboard's weekly mini crossword puzzle, covering the latest news, internet drama, and everything else your brain may or may have not absorbed from Twitter in the last few weeks.
It's solvable below, as well as in a standalone solver here. For email updates when new puzzles are published, subscribe to Motherboard's newsletter. You can also solve past versions of the crossword in our archive.
This week, Solve the Internet looks like a martini glass that's shaken, not stirred.