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Bald Aston Villa Fan Has a Dildo Stuck to His Head

One Aston Villa fan showed his support by sticking a dildo on his head.

by Sean Newell
Mar 7 2015, 9:24pm

Aston Villa are headed to Wembley for the FA Cup semifinal after dispatching rival West Brom today, and this is a man with a dildo on his head. You'd think that those two declarations would not be related—and would certainly not appear in the same sentence—but there it is, staring you right in the face. Aston Villa beat West Brom 2-0 and there was a man in attendance with what appears to be a suction-cup dildo stuck to his bald head.

It was a wild atmosphere at Villa Park today even without the head-mounted phallus and things really got out of hand at the end of the game when Villa fans stormed the pitch.

It's not all fun and sex games, though. It seems during the madness, some fans were trying to kiss and bite their own man, Fabian Delph. Villa have had a good week, so this is kind of understandable—except for the biting and the dildo...so...not that understandable at all, actually—but we'd hate to see what fans do when they have something more than "we got out of the relegation zone" to celebrate.

h/t Dirty Tackle